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So we called DHS Headquarters,
“Where’d you get these crummy maps?”
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HQ: “Those maps were a patriotic donation by Mr. Cheney... printed by a chain of service stations his oil company, er, absorbed... a valuable gift to the agency.”
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“VALUABLE? They don’t show a damn thing!!”
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HQ: “But the map shows all the important details, agent...”
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“Details? What details!?!? It just shows oil wells! No cities, no towns, no landmarks, no national borders, no rivers, no roads... Nothing but stinking oil wells!!”
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HQ: “Like I said, agent... all the important details...”
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